KTMA Creative

PN: Xmas Specials

ktma — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 22:43:41 +0000

Xmas Eve

6am NewsBlock
10am “The Christmas that Almost Wasn’t But then Was”
noon NewsBox”
1pm On “Police Woman,” Styles arrests Santa by mistake.
2pm ”An Unnamed Christmas Movie”
4pm “Pogo’s Xmas Party”
5pm “A Dance Party Xmas”
6pm Newscast
7pm “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”
9pm “Sonny and Cher” Xmas Special Marathon
The KTMA 23 Twitter is sponsored by Chesterfield http://youtu.be/lJNOISmZSoY

Xmas

6am special: Railroad short films, such as “Challenge for Tomorrow” and “Meet Uncle Pete”
10am A cave-in traps coal miners underground on Christmas Eve. Kurt Russell stars in, “Christmas Miracle in Caufield, USA.”
noon special: What could be as trite and unfunny as a Family Circus comic strip? A Family Circus animated special http://youtu.be/WQyCvttUcMM
12:30 special: “Christmas Comes to Pac-Land” http://youtu.be/0Ic22EoZc4Q
1pm On “Police Woman,” an elderly Santa Claus steals from the rich to assure his indigent friends a merry Xmas.
2pm “The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit”
4pm “Pogo the Clown’s Xmas Spectacular”
5pm “Dance Party Xmas Special”
6pm special: “Mr McGrew’s Christmas Carol”
7pm Mexican children are tempted by the devil, in “Santa Claus”
9pm Con-men who pose as Santa, tonight on Morton Downey.
10pm special: “Gidget” acts like a scrooge.
10:30 special: “Gentle Men” saves Xmas.
11pm Billie profiles a needy family at Christmastime, on a special presentation of “Lou Grant.”
midnight “New House on the Left”
2am “Silent Night, Deadly Night”"
4am special: “Silent Night, Deadly Night 2″

The KTMA 23 Twitter is sponsored by Camel http://youtu.be/GaORtO4rFoo

K-List Celebrities

ktma — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 06:22:41 +0000

Here’s a list of actors we believe we can get to appear in KTMA’s locally-produced shows.

Amanda Bearse
Devon Sawa
Kevin Meaney
The 3 lesser Kids in the Hall
Michael Dorn (Worf)
Colm Meaney (Miles O’Brien on “Star Trek”)
Bronson Pinchot (Balki)
Mark Linn-Baker (Larry on “Perfect Strangers”)
Rebeca Arthur (Mary Anne on “Perfect Strangers”)
Melanie Wilson (Jennifer on “Perfect Strangers”)
Chris Demetral (Jeremy on “Dream On”)
Corin Nemec (Parker Lewis)
Stephanie Hodge (mom on “Unhappily Ever After”)
Wendy Benson-Landes (Barbara on “Unhappily Ever After”)
Max Wright (Willy Tanner on “Alf”)
Anne Schedeen (Kate Tanner on “Alf”)
Andrea Elson (Lynn Tanner on “Alf”)
Benji Gregory (Brian Tanner on “Alf”)
Josh Blake (Jake Ochmonek from “Alf”)
Brian Bonsall (Andrew on “Family Ties”)
Dorothy Lyman (Naomi on “Mama’s Family”)

PN: Labor Day Afternoon Specials

ktma — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:59:36 +0000

4pm “Death Valley Days” – a man is convinced that an old prospector is a leprechaun who will lead him to gold.
4:30 “Father Knows Best” – Bud throws a boomerang into the family’s Saturday by announcing that his gang is holding a party on the Anderson lawn.
5pm “ROCK-N-AMERICA” – Dick Clark has a garage sale, where Franzer finds a genie’s lamp. Video artists include Sammy Hagar.
6pm “Tales from the Darkside” – 13-year-old Pookie Anderson (Justine Bateman) employs the family computer in an attempt to bring her departed twin brother back to life.
6:30 “Tales from the Darkside” - newlyweds get more than they bargained for when they purchase an antique oil lamp inhabited by an evil genie (Kareem Abdul Jabbar).

MST3K2

ktma — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:18:49 +0000

Concept: “Bring back MST3K” has been suggested by about a thousand people.

Our idea is to revive it in its current form: a group of middle-aged people who get together to riff on bad movies, for fun. Joel, Mike, Kevin, Mary Jo, Trace, Frank, Josh, and perhaps even Patrick and Jim would fill the theater seats across the bottom of the screen. Possibly, one of them constructed the Mystery Science Theater where they watch the movies.

Alternate Titles: MST2K, Mystery Science Theater, MST1K, MST4K

Strengths: ; talent; primed, eager, and loyal audience; the crew can explore Earth for a change; actual sketches; unlimited subjects

Weakness: was canceled twice

Crazy Shows

ktma — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:21:18 +0000

Concept: We produce one episode of show concepts that we don’t think are good at all.

For example:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: The Series
Iron Sheik Vs
Furniture Store
Saturday TV Sucks
Health Bus
Nosebreaker
Enrich or Debase?
Political Roadie
Walt Weiss
Theses
Cosby Kids’ Revenge
Deal with the Devil
The Nosebleeder
Brutiful
I Am Fine
Melt
Hippopotamus
Crackhead
Envirosuck
Filch
Deaf Mute
What We Can’t Say
Irrelevant Opinions
The Ladler
I Hate You
The Gabbler
Crabs
Lemmy
The Narcoleptic
You Can Trip Anywhere
Woodworking Spotlight
Borscht
Monster M*A*S*H
Dance Party: Sports Edition
Funerals Tonight
Reality

Alternate Titles: Bad TV Theater; Terrible TV; What Is This?

Strengths: one may actually be good enough to get a series out of it; unlimited subjects

Weaknesses: high budget; limited appeal

Idle Time

ktma — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:45:32 +0000

Concept: Footage of people standing in/on line, sitting in waiting rooms, and sleeping.

The Worst Products

ktma — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 05:17:31 +0000

Concept: The worst products ever sold, from Sanitized Tape Worms to dust mop slippers, from lead paint to Squeez Bacon, and From Justin to Kelly DVDs.

Student Film Remix

ktma — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:31:57 +0000

Concept: The most ridiculous parts of student films are edited together. Comedy.

Alternate Title: Student Film Mash Up

Strengths: low budget; flexible run-time; unlimited subjects

Weaknesses: limited appeal; bad film quality

Your Neighbors

ktma — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 06:22:38 +0000

Concept: A presenter knocks on people’s doors and learns about them.

Alternate Title: The Sociopath Next Door

Strengths: low budget; unlimited subjects

Weaknesses: limited appeal; high risk of mediocrity

KTMA Fu

ktma — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:10:29 +0000

Concept: Joe Bob Briggs is back, hosting movies for KTMA.

Strengths: low budget; loyal, eager audience

Weaknesses: limited appeal; John Bloom always ends up getting a pink slip